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[stanswifeirl]

Ever tried doing nsfw art of your oc and stan? 🥺 I love your content btw 🫦🫦

AUUGH I WANT TO SO BAD!!!!! I'm not the WORST at drawing but my skills are limited to like. half-bodies and Not Very Dynamic poses lmao

IF ANYONE WANTS TO DRAW MY OC AND STAN GETTING FREAKYYYYY or just being normal or fighting like old people HIT ME UP!!!!!!!!

and thank youuuu thank youuuu aw shucks

[arttsuka]

I wanted to buy 'the song of Achilles' to read but I can't decide if I should get it in English or Greek. Help?

Is the translation any good? I wonder... The English names bother me but weird dialogue/description due to different structure in the English language bothers me even more.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

ashh have u ever talked abt ur yakuza s/i (thats the game series uve been posting recently right..) 🙇‍♀️ i would love to hear abt anything ud like to share

HAHAHA YES THANK YOU THAT WOULD BE THE ONE!

the question is... which s/i? I have more than 10, so... Let's go over them! Welcome to...

A Beginner's Guide to Every Yakuza Ash S/I!

(this will not include nanba and seonhee because idk my s/is yet. I'll include what game every character is from in case you're curious.)

(Mentions of parent death, child abuse, car crashes, violence, and some spoilers)

(Every single Yakuza game.)

Our favorite detective dad, Date, has a fellow detective for a partner. Ash is around 40 in Yakuza 1 and used to be his partner (in work, he was still with his ex-wife at the time). After a few years, Ash left the police and became a private investigator. She continues to do this, even when he goes back to the police.

Ash became a homicide detective to find the truth about why her parents were murdered. She did. She killed the man who did it.

These days, though, she's a fun side character who's pretty much your typical detective and often talks about work. She's very thoughtful and almost always analyzing things, but she's sorta got some major trust issues to work through... Might be my favorite S/I. She never hesitates to get her hands dirty and has quite a few shady connections around town.

She falls in love with Date AFTER his divorce and is on good terms with his ex and his daughter from his marriage. They get married around Y3-Y4. Like Date, she's in her late 50s by the current games.

She always wears a red coat and has in every single appearance of hers. It's a running gag that she has everything in her coat. First Aid Kit? Jumbo Bunchan Plushie? A gun? A whole bottle of beer? Whatever you need, Ash probably has it in her coat.

(Every Yakuza game)

Kiryuuuu! Kiryu Ash is a bartender (age 21) in Y0 and the two of them get together a few years after the game. They are dating in Y1 and continue to date throughout the series.

Ash does drop the bartender gig after a few games, but she's always by Kiryu's side. She's very loyal, and loves nothing more than a street fight. She loves getting her hands dirty and has so much fun. No wonder she gets along with the Dragon of Dojima!

She's a very strong fighter, and goes with Kiryu to the orphanage. That's about it. I don't like her very much LMAO I have cooler S/Is!

I wouldn't be surprised if the later games have the two of them on not-so-great terms. Ash has been a constant in the series and is Kiryu's most loyal companion, even when he's a stupid idiot. Ash is nice! Very nice!

(Yakuza 4)

KIDOOOOOO! Kido time! Another character tells him to go balls out (Kido was feeling a little unsure about doing something) and it turned into a meme. That's the tag.

Kido's Ash is... as normal as it gets. She's in her early-mid 20s. She's just your average nerdy civilian. However, she's very funny. Why, you ask? It's because she's OBSESSED with Bunchan plushies! As am I. This is a real screenshot of mine from Judgment.

She has Bunchan eveeryythiinnggg, and their first meeting is outside of an arcade because Ash wanted to win them from the claw machine. Kido won it for her. They fall in love. Happy story. That's it. Yup. That's Kido Ash. She has a Bunchan lanyard sticking out of her jacket. She's a Bunchan freak.

(From Judgment and Lost Judgment, a spinoff series that you should totally check out.)

SUGIURAAAA! Masked pic. I post him so often that I think everyone knows what he looks like though LMAAAOO.

Ash was a fellow masked thief. Ash is 24-26ish (based on the game). She was called Rose. Her mask was a crying face with a rhinestone tear. I have waist length hair, but Ash tucks her hair in a beanie to make it look short.

They develop feelings for each other as Jester and Rose. Eventually, they reveal faces and just fall in love more. He sees what Ash's hair actually is and he loves it.

Ash is young, funny, and an amusing side character that's good at picking locks and parkour. She's nice.

(Yakuza 3)

MINEEEEE! Our favorite billionaire asshole, slapper of orphans, bulldozer of orphanages, stabber of- Okay I'm not helping his case...

Okay! Ash is a fellow billionaire asshole and she runs her own company. She's in her mid 30s. She's a rich asshole who wears nice suits and drives fancy cars. They knew each other briefly as children.

Her parents died in a car crash, and she was taken in by her grandparents. They treated her like shit. Anyways, now she's rich as fuck and lives on her own. Life is good.

The two of them reconnect as adults and Ash prevents him from doing what he does at the end because he's ALIVE AND HAPPY AND ALIVE AND NOT DEAD AND-

Polyship time!

There's a game called Ishin where all the Yakuza characters play historical figures and shit, so here's Ryoma and Hijikata! They look and sound like Kiryu and Mine. Ash is in her late 20s.

Ash is someone who ended up in Japan against her own will. I won't go into the details because they're horrifying, but to put it simply, she got stashed into a boat and now this is her life.

She wears a mask and kills anyone who comes too close, disguising herself as a man. Shit happens, and she ends up crossing blades with two Shinsengumi captains.

Ryoma grows close with her first, and falls for her. Once they date, Hijikata falls for her too. I've talked about them a lot on this blog. They live a peaceful life and raise chickens on their farm together.

And that's more or less it!

That's the simple, most bare bones guide to most Ashs.

There's also Kurohyou Ash, but I'm still writing her. She's in her mid-late 20s.

(Kurohyou is a spinoff that was never released in the west :()

She's an arms dealer who has a bit of an obsession with knives, women, and being an asshole. No wonder she falls for Ryusho, who also loves women- They're both flirty jackasses who never shut up about how much sex they have, but... End up being a really cute couple?!??! No more details though since I haven't played his game yet. She lovessss knives.

There's also Hanawa Ash. I have a crush on him but haven't met him yet.

(From The Man Who Erased His Name, a Kiryu side game that takes place between Y7 and Y8)

Ash's husband died the day of their wedding. She devoted herself to learning how to kill in hopes of their revenge. Ash is now in her lateish 40s, maybe even 50s. She's got some gray. Whatever, she's around his age and that's what's important.

It doesn't go well. After a near brush with death, Ash gives up her old names, gets some cosmetic surgery, and becomes, well... Ash. An agent. An assassin. That's how they meet.

I'll make a separate post about her sometime! Even if I don't fall for him when I play his game, I love what I have written for him.

Phew.

I'm tired now. I'm gonna go eat a cookie..

[gallawitchxx]

oh, hey, did you know it's bee loving hours?

omg that gif…. 🖤 nosho, i needed this right now. my poor little puppy had 6 teeth extracted today & i was very nervous about it. he’s ok! he’s home now & super doped up lol. but it’s been a little stressful around these parts today.

I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ENDLESS SOURCE OF PURE SUNSHINE ☀️✨😇 you’re a precious goblin king & i love you more every day.

[bastardblvd]

game is officially closed! this was so much fun, thank you to everyone who participated, and don’t be bummed if you missed out this time around! we will most definitely be doing this again <3

[chanrizard]

Oh yes! I totally agree, everytime I need a serotonin boost I just watch that now lol And no problem! I just wanted to spread the happy hehe

Yupp! I am infact going somewhere but I'll let you know where only after I get there (however I wish this was a few months back so that I could be there at the same time as skz :'))

Omg good luck!! Ya exams suck but, between all the studying and revising and what not don't forget to take breaks and drink water and eat and live, okay?

Ya no kidding this album is taking forever to release and I am one very impatient person 🫠 ooo same! I made a deal with my dad saying if I got an A in an exam then I can buy an skz album but the results only come at the end of May! So I pre-ordered it and told him if I didn't get the A I'll sell it skksks (Praying in English and/or biology 🛐) So I'm hoping it'll be my lil treat too sksksk

But good luck with your exams! Just do your best and you'll be fine, there's no benefit from stressing over it and more importantly I believe in you hehe :) <3 hope you have an amazing day <33

-🌋 anon

haha fair, have fun wherever you're going and i hope you'll get to see many amazing things and enjoy being a tourist for a while <33 🕯️🕯️🕯️manifesting As for my favorite anon both in eng AND biology you deserve that album bestie 🕯️🕯️🕯️ hwaiting!

and thank you so so much for this message it was very sweet, have a good day you too!

[igzsatelier]

So, I'm curious, but what are your thoughts on the season 2 Battle Pass for Overwatch? Besides Ramattra of course, but what do you think of the skins that were teased so far? Buy worthy? :D

It. Looks. Amazing.

I mean the Olympus theme skins are so damn attractive! The Widowmaker medusa looks great, JunkerQueen can strike me down and I'd thanked her, and the Ramattra with a pitchfork is just chefskiss "perfecto".

Honestly, I was kinda expecting Ramattra to have a wizard skin, kinda like Gandalf and him saying you shall not pass lol. I'm pretty neutral towards the christmas skins. Didnt expect Kiriko to be goth, but I love it!

And FINALLY a Genji skin with him actually wearing the hoodie!

The Battle For Olympus event is what I'm looking forward to the most tho. Yay! Some fun times with Minotaurs and Zeuses! I'd definitely ask my brother to play it with me.

I am totally buying the battle pass. Will I buy the skins? If they're in bundles, probably not. I did plan on buying the halloween skins package but I cried looking at the prices so nowadays I try to avoid it 🥲

[crybabyfucktoy]

Hello,Sorry to infringe on your privacy I'd like you to be my sugar baby, just letting you know my intentions Incase you will be interested…we could talk terms and weekly allowance later...just basically paying for your time ....no sexual relationship.. 1000bucks weekly allowance.. Send DM if interested.😍😍🥰

I've gotten so many of these kinda msgs on fucking facebook too smh if u really wanted to give me money u would 😤

[ofgods]

different headcanon questions: 25, 24, 23 (Jax)

𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘𝟑. how do they prefer to watch movies? in the theater, on a streaming site, from an owned dvd / digital download, rented from somewhere?

     ❝  i'm not big on movies, so it doesn't matter.  ❞

𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘𝟒. do they watch any sports? what are they a fan of, and what teams do they root for? do they watch the games / matches on tv or do they try to be there for some in person? do they just catch the highlights on their phone later on?

     ❝  i grew up watching soccer with my brothers, so i still watch that sometimes. i don't have a preference on teams or anything, i just watch the matches i know they're watching if i've got the time. otherwise i check the highlights. helps me feel close to them, i guess.  ❞

𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘𝟓. what do they prefer to do in the summertime? do they like going to the beach, do they prefer camping, staying in the city? do they like to stay indoors and away from the heat?

     ❝  you'll never catch me camping, but you will catch me using every excuse i can to be in a bikini. it'd be a shame to not share this view, ya know?  ❞

[regularshcw]

@lucifertxt // ❝ Wait why am I being summoned this time? ❞

" ... " He turns to his office door and shouts.

" MORDECAI, RIGBY, IT'S FOR YOU !!! "

[helluvahell]

Forrrr Vox, Lucifer, and/or Nero! - @qveenofgluttony

　" FINALLY! You royal types never even bother checking the damn rolodex for these events, just 'cause I'm not a damn Overlord doesn't mean -- oh shit, I need a new outfit, huh? "

[phoenixborn]

(MAMMON) I tried my best but some of these could change depending on circumstances akjengae

Referring to

A grin slowly splitting her face at the answers, elegantly tossing crimson tipped hair behind her shoulders.

“Well well, you might just turn out to be quite a catch~”

[thousandairesshow]

💸👑 Now presenting: the trailer for Dropout's newest show Thousandaires.

Thousandaires answers an important question: how would you spend $1,000 with your friends? From emo makeovers to cottagecore strippers, Dropout cast will experience each other's dreams together.

Hosts Jacquis Neal, Jess Ross, Oscar Montoya, Ryan Creamer, Erika Ishii, and Siobhan Thompson, alongside an all-star cast of comedians, one-up their friendships with each other in this series premiering May 31st on Dropout.

Featuring guests: Danielle Radford, Persephone Valentine, Amy Vorpahl, Ify Nwadiwe, Tao Yang, Lily Du, Jacob Wysocki, Jiavani, Kimia Behpoornia, Lisa Gilroy, Matt Apodaca, Rashawn Scott, Ruha Taslimi, Patrick McDonald, Mike Trapp, Becca Scott, Carolyn Page, Sam Reich, Raphael Chestang, Katie Marovitch, Grant O'Brien, Oscar Montoya, Paul Robalino, and Elle Woods!

[natures-uprise]

[fictionallyinparadise]

1, 11, 14, 19 for the specific self ship asks? - oscalesoffeeling

Thank you for the ask!! :0 I'll be answering with Stan hehe :>

1. What was the moment that made you realize that you wanted to be together with them? And vice versa if you want.

Infodumping about cryptids or maybe something random I like and seeing Stan listening,,,,that was my moment of "oh,,,,"

His was watching me do a damn good job at getting customers in and returning. And buying stuff from the giftshop. But not in the "hehe money" way but like...he was watching me give a tour and being all charismatic and I looked happy and it was just. Yeah.

11. It’s movie night. What’s that one movie that both of you can actually agree to watch together? Or is there any movies one of you hate but the other loves?

Classic horror movies but specifically Halloween! And any of the following movies though we make fun of them more heh. Sometimes he puts up with watching cheesy chick flicks. Sometimes I put up with watching his old soap operas.

14. If you live together, how are chores split between you? Is it even or is one of you doing more work than the other?

It's split between us kinda equally? I do chores that he hates like the dishes and dusting. It's pretty nice!

19. If your f/o had to describe you in roughly three words or so, what would they say about you? Would it be accurate? And vice verse if you want.

"Wacky, charming, too nice" is what he'd say. Which is pretty accurate I think!

For him..."dashing, eccentric, funny". I think the 'funny' part would be the word he pays attention to the most and make more jokes for the rest of the day but it is what it is :>

[potatoes-tomatoes]

all your app group names are so funny lmao

Thanks, I try to bring levity into my life in small ways 👯‍♂️